Trimalcio vs. the tin man

<"Celebrate, Celebrate, Dance to the music" is playing as the camera focuses on Trimalcio dancing at a nightclub.>

<The music ends, and a microphone is handed to Trimalcio>


"Whoo! Everyone having a good time tonight? <crowd roars with delight> I hope you are enjoying this Pre Victory party for my next match" <crowd roars again>

"Have you seen this guys body? Me either, he has metal everywhere, including inside his head. Anyone who spends That much time in at the blacksmith is only being kept warm by the forge" <laughing>

"I train best when I'm dancin' with the honeys!" <Trimalcio does a little bump and grind and the women around him go wild>

"Shadow Knight, if you could get your armor off a bit quicker, maybe you could have a Fine honey like these...NOT! I'll tell you what, why don't you just come on down to the ring and beg me not to hurt you too bad, and I'll let you party with us after the show!" <crowd applause>